The Satellite of Love: Archive

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Jul 31st

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Notorius B.I.G.-Warning todays theme song

Jul 31st

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WALKABOUT BLU RAY HNNNNNNNNNNG!

Jul 30th

Colleeeen

Thank you VERY MUCH for following! I’m going to take this opportunity to tell the story of how I came to design my first tattoo. To tell this story I have to back ALL the way up to late June, 2006. The Beginning. On June 26th (or was it 25th?) I found my broke ass at Intonation Fest in….Energy Park, in Chicago. I had just been fired from my job, and had nothing to my name but...

Jul 30th

colleeeen asked: You give all these delightful, long stories to people who start following you now! Do I get one? Do I have to unfollow you first?

Jul 30th

Jul 29th

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Jul 29th

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likeadaisy replied to your post: Fantasmagalactica2 thats so stupid. why would she care what show you watch? good thing shes gone haha I KNOW, RIGHT?!

Jul 28th

Fantasmagalactica2

welcome aboard! I have a serious love affair with Battlestar Galactica. It got to the point where it became a serious argument between my ex girlfriend and I. Technically, it wasnt a reason I broke up with her, but what the hell, we’ll say it was, you know, for kicks. She knew of my obsession when we first started dating, and argued with me that the show was created by Scientology...

Jul 28th

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Cyclinginskirts

Thanks for following. As much as I like the concept of biking, I’ve never been crazy about actually doing it myself. This stems from my first accident that I incurred while learning to ride. At the time, we lived on the corner of this street with a huge hill behind it, and on the top of that hill was a church, that had a parking lot that stretched all the way down the side. My dad,...

Jul 28th

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New followers:

you will all be getting stories tomorrow, work is kicking my ass today. Thanks for following!

Jul 26th

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Jul 26th

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Jul 26th

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Jul 26th

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Jul 26th

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Jul 26th

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Jul 26th

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Jul 26th

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Jul 26th

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Long day

this calls for a hot sauce shooter.

Jul 26th

by popular demand →

This is the link to the “Scary Accurate” personality test

Jul 26th

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Anonymous asked: Hey, I'd really like to know where you got that personality description thing from. Thanks :)

I really enjoy your blog!

Jul 26th

Jul 25th

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Aiwassclub

thanks for following. In high school I had what I thought was the sweetest pair of headphones of all time. They were silver Aiwa stereo headphones that looked super bubbly (and now that I think about it, pretty tacky) and folded up into themselves. I wore them all over the place; in town, walking to school, in the halls between class, everywhere that I was allowed to wear headphones. This...

Jul 24th

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Jul 24th

[Adult Swim]

you have that new commercial with the fish and that new boondocks commercial that both have the same song, and the song sounds fucking badass, and I cant find it on your site. Please fix this. …oh, also, if any of you, my followers, know what song this is, I will do anything short of sexual favors if you tell me what it is.

Jul 24th

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Jul 24th

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Scary Accurate

Understanding You are willing to take the time to find out what’s going on with other people, especially if they’re in distress. You’re a good listener, you don’t criticize, and you offer unbiased, respectful, honest advice when it’s requested. With a high score on the “understanding” trait, it is likely that you are enthusiastic about charitable work,...

Jul 24th

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